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The B-Team Ep. 8: Daisy

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Mushroom City one late morning.  Shy Guy and Dry Bones pull Boo and Goomba in the B-Team wagon to a house where Toad Girl Brittany awaits for them.

Shy Guy: Are you Brittany, the one who called us?

Britany: Yeah.  I heard some good things about you guys from Toadette.

Boo: Great, we gotta help another girl.  I don't like girls.

Brittany: Oh, I'm not the one who needs help.  It's her.

Brittany points to the side of the curb where Princess Daisy sits down looking as gloomy as a rainy day.  The B-Team walk up to Daisy while Brittany backs away.

Brittany: Well, you guys help her out.  I'll stay here.... (closes her door) Good luck.

Dry Bones: Uh, where are you going?

Brittany: No offense, but you guys are magnets for trouble.

Dry Bones: Well, I can't deny that.

Goomba: So how da Fuzzy are we gonna make dis Princess happy?

Shy Guy: Ms. Daisy, are you okay?

Daisy: .....

Dry Bones: Is there anything we can do to make your day?

Daisy: .....

Goomba: Don't you got nothin' good to say?

Daisy: .....

Boo: .....This may be harder than I thought.

In 2007, a group of Mario series characters dressed up as 80's T.V. characters and went trick-or-treating.  They promptly returned home with 4 bags of candy and played video games.  Today, still wanting more candy, they survive as soldiers of stupidity.  If you have a problem, if no one else wants to help you, and if you can't find anyone better, maybe you can hire...The B-Team!

Boo as John "Hanni-Boo" Smith"

Shy Guy as Face/Faceman

Dry Bones as "Howling Mad" Murdock

and Goomba as B.A. Baracus

Theme song parady ends with Boo crashing a jeep into the side of Bowser's Castle.  Boo whistles innocently away as Bowser gasps his wreched wall.

The B-Team huddle up to strategize how to make Daisy happy.  Daisy still sits down on the curb being gloomy.

Goomba: I'm tellin' you mugs that flowers, chocolates, diamonds, promises you can't keep, all dat crud is gonna make her happy.

Dry Bones: B.A., none of that stuff ever works.

Shy Guy: Girls like honestly, B.A.

Boo: If I can be honest, I don't like girls, not one bit.

Shy Guy: Hanni-Boo, we gotta try.  We're the B-Team.

Boo: Look at her, she hasn't said a dang thing!

Daisy: .....

Boo: Meh, forget her.  It's obvious she doesn't want our help.  Let's go home and play video games.

Goomba: Yeah, this is a waist of our time.

Shy Guy: ....Okay. (The B-Team walk away) Bye, Bye, Ms. Daisy.

Daisy: .... It's just not fair.

Goomba: (the entire B-Team rushes back) Holy cheese and crackers, she can talk!

Daisy: How come no one ever kidnaps me anymore?  It's always about Peach this, and Peach that.  What about me?  Hi?  I'm Daisy!

Dry Bones: She just had to say that, didn't she?

Daisy: Why won't anyone kidnap me?  I'm a princess too. (starts crying) Someone kidnap me...

Boo: That's it?  She only wants to be kidnapped?

Dry Bones: I think it's more than that, Hanni-Boo.  She feels like no one really cares about her.  Look at Peach, she has Mario to save her whenever she gets kidnapped.

Goomba: You mean like everyday?

Dry Bones: Yeah, pretty much.

Shy Guy: So, all we gotta do is find her a kidnapper and then someone to save her.

Boo: And I know just the guy who'd be thrilled to help us.

Later that day, The B-Team arrive at the doorstep of Bowser's Castle and ring the doorbell.  Bowser kicks the door open.

Bowser: WHAT IS IT?!

Shy Guy: Mio! (hides behind Dry Bones) Scary!

Bowser: Ooooohhhh.... it's you minions again!  What do you want?!

Boo: Hey, Bowser Butt.  We need you to kidnap Princess Daisy.  She's over in Mushroom City crying her eyes out.

Goomba: Yeah, what a baby.

Bowser: What?  ...I can't do that.  I always kidnap Peach.  Kidnapping Daisy would be like... cheating on Peach.

Dry Bones: .... You're kidding, right?

Shy Guy: Will you help us out, please?

Bowser: I don't owe you minions JACK SQUAT!  I'm still trying to clean up the mess you guys make on my wall everytime to you play that dumb theme music.  BAD DAY TO YOU!

Boo: (Bowser slams the door in his face) ....That could have gone better.

Shy Guy: What do we do now?  We don't have anyone to kidnap or save Daisy.

Boo: Time for Plan B. When you want something done right, you do it yourself.

Goomba: What are you blabbering about?

Meanwhile, Daisy still cries her eyes out.  A few minutes later, Daisy still crying, a strange man in a trench coat with Dry Bones's head approaches Daisy.

Dry Bones: You must be Saratoga Princess Daisy, right?

Daisy: Whaaa- Huh? (stands up) Yeah?

Dry Bones: Then we're- uh, I mean, I'm here to kidnap you. (loses balance) Whoa! (aside into his coat) B.A., keep it steady down there.

Goomba: You try and walk with the talking dead on top of yas.

Dry Bones: Whoa... (both he and Goomba move up on Daisy and try to grab her) You're coming with me.

Goomba: Tell her she's gonna get spanked!

Dry Bones: Shut up, I'm not gonna say that.  What's wrong with you?

Daisy: What's going on?

Boo: Never fear, princess. (he and Shy Guy appear) Me and Face will defeat Dr. Calamitous!

Goomba: That's a stupid name!  I wanted us to be Lord Goomba, Master of Everything!

Dry Bones: B.A., shut up!

Daisy: What ARE you guys doing?

Shy Guy: Hanni-Boo, I don't think this is working.

Boo: Then let's make it work.  Charge!

Boo and Shy Guy charge for Daisy, Dry Bones, and Goomba.  Daisy sidesteps out of the way.  Boo and Shy Guy collide into Goomba and Dry Bones.  All four of them tumble into a dumpter in the city that Brittany happens to stand next to that dumpster just throwing the last of her bags of trash into the dumpster.  Dry Bones's head falls out of the dumpster next to her.

Dry Bones: Huhh..... Hi.

Brittany: AAAAAAHHHH....! (runs away screaming) Talking head!

Goomba: Bleah! (wiggles his way out of the trench coat) What just happened?

Daisy: (walks up to the dumpster) I think I know what you guys were trying to do.  You were trying to kidnap me and save me so that I would feel better about myself.  Thank you for trying, but I gotta do this on my own.  I'll find my own villain to kidnap me, and then my hero will come to me and save me.  Look out world! (struts off triumphantly) Hi!  I'm Daisy!

Shy Guy: .... She said it again.

Boo: This is what happens when we help girls!

Dry Bones: You know that's not true.

Boo: Yeah, I know.  I just think they're icky.

Dry Bones: (his body starts searching through the trash) .... Can you throw my head in?
Episode 8 of "The B-Team," written by da brotherhood, :iconblackcarrot1129: and :iconredbanana125:

This episode is sponsored by :iconprincesszelda14:

The B-Team run into Princess Daisy to help cheer her up. However, the only apparent way to cheer her up today is to find someone who will kidnap her.

Episode 7. [link]

Episode 9. [link]
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Brittany belongs to =PrincessZelda14, appearing as a guest character.
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foxgirlKira's avatar
Awww, but Daisy does have a hero! :iconyayzplz:
He's a certain green plumber...named Luigi!~ :iconluigiplz:
But villian...that's a toughy...it could be one of the kooplings...or someother fellow, idk
~Daisy is awesome! :w00t: :icondaisyplz: I mean just look at her!
I feel sorry for her in this story... :iconahhhplz:
...poor deary needs more self-confidence!

I liking it already; it's nicely written!~