Nega Troopa's Apprentice

"For some, a sidekick is a super hero's partner who fights along side him or her for the pursuit of justice.  However, heroes are not the only ones with sidekicks.  Join us now in the tale of Rhay Tatsuki, a young girl wanting to take over the world, and of her first day as a sidekick to the evil Nega Troopa, Offender of the Innocent."

Inside the Nega Troopa's secret hideout.  The Nega Troopa sleeps inside his shell dreaming of evil schemes.  Rhay Tatsuki enters in and sees the Nega Troopa's shell.

Rhay: Nega Troopa. (pokes the Nega Troopa's shell) Hello?  Nega Troopa?  Wake up.  Wakey, wakey, eggs and bac-ee.

Nega Troopa: (comes out of his shell) Guh?!  Who dares wake up the Nega Troopa, Offender of the Innocent?

Rhay: It's me, Rhay Tatsuki, your new sidekick.  I passed your evil initiation, my evil master.

Nega Troopa: What?  ...Oh, yeah, my new sidekick and apprentice. (stands up) Stand at attention.

Rhay: (stands at attention) Yes, my evil master.

Nega Troopa: As my sidekick, you must do everything I command you to do.  If you complete this, then you too shall be EVIL!

Rhay: Yay! (hugs Nega Troopa) Thank you!

Nega Troopa: Grr... Stop! (escapes the hug) You don't hug me.  You don't hug at all.  That's not EVIL.

Rhay: Oops, sorry.

Nega Troopa: Listen here, if you fail to perform my command or hug me again, then I'll do... (slaps Rhay's butt) THIS!

Rhay: OW!  Okay.

Nega Troopa: Now, then, watch EVIL shall we do today?  Hmm... (both exit his secret hideout) Let's see.. what to do...

Rhay: I can do alot of things.  I can build robots, travel to other dimensions, shoot the moon, and I work at a restaurant-

Nega Troopa: Wait a minute?  YOU can shoot the moon?

Rhay: Yeah, of course I can.

Nega Troopa: (aside) Shooting the moon down out of the sky will truly make me the most EVIL villain around. (to Rhay) Alright, my sidekick, I'm gonna give you your first lessons in EVIL, and then, you show me how to shoot the moon.

Rhay: Yay!  Let's go spread some evil.  Mwahahaha hah hah hah!

Nega Troopa: Yes, laugh EVILLY with me.  Ah, hah, hah, hah, hah...!

Nega Troopa and Rhay head out for their evil deeds for the day.  In the bushes outside of the Nega Troopa's secret hideout, a black Dooplighost wearing a blue top hat pokes his head out.

Doopstan: Well, well, well, the power to shoot the moon.  Just the thing that I, Doopstan, the Undead Master of Disguise, need to sell on the black market.  I'll trail them and steal that girl's moon shooting ray without any of them being the wiser.  Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Doopstan jumps out of the bushes and secretly follows Nega Troopa and Rhay whistling to a neighborhood outside of Diamond City.

Nega Troopa: For your first lesson in EVIL, let's try something easy.  Ding-Dong or Doorbell Ditch.  Watch and learn.

Rhay: Okay.

Nega Troopa: Heh, heh, heh, heh.... (rings a doorbell, then runs towards Rhay) Get down!

Rhay: (both fall into the bushes) Whaa!

Old Man: (opens the door) Eh?  Who's there?  ...YOU CRAZY KIDS! (slams the door)

Nega Troopa: Ah, hah, hah, hah!  You see?  You ring the door bell, then run away from the door before they can answer it.  It causes so much discomfort for them, it's EVIL!

Rhay: Very good, master.  May I try?

Nega Troopa: Go for it, my sidekick.  Try the next house.

Rhay: I won't let you down. (turns to the house) Here I go.

Doopstan: (voice) Say "Cheese."

Rhay: Huh? (flash of light appears and disappears) Cheese?

Nega Troopa: What are you waiting for?  Ditch that Doorbell!

Rhay: Right.

As Rhay doorbell ditches the next house, Doopsten appears out of nowhere with an old camera behind another house.  A photo of Rhay develops automatically.

Doopstan: Ah, yes, Rhay Tatsuki, Nega Troopa's newest sidekick.  All I have to do is separate Rhay from Nega Troopa, then I'll get the moon shooter.  Hmmm... Aha!  That's how I'll do it!

Suddenly, Doopsten's body changes into Rhay's body as per the photo he took of her.  He, while whistling, then walks up to a mail man/part time super hero, Melter, delivering mail to houses in the neighborhood.

Melter: Another day, another honest pay.  I'll soon have enough money to take my sweet Rhay on a dinner date she'll never forget.

Doopstan (R): Hello there, hansome.

Melter: Huh?  Oh, my!  My sweet Rhay, how are you?

Doopstan (R): I feel fine, my darling.  It's just that... that awful Nega Troopa is trying to kidnap me.  ...OH, NO! (runs off around the corner) He's coming!

Melter: What?!  That fiend.  Don't worry, Rhay, I'm coming!

Melter follows Doopstan disguised as Rhay.  Doopstan leads Melter to Nega Troopa and Rhay and disappears before anyone can see him.

Rhay: Doorbell ditching is so evil!  Let me do more!

Nega Troopa: Yes, the more you do, the more EVIL you'll become.

Melter: Hold it right there, you villain!  I won't let you take my darling Rhay away.

Rhay: Melter, get outta here!

Melter: Not until I rescue you from his evil.

Rhay: Leave me alone!  I'm his sidekick now.

Nega Troopa: That's right, she's gonna be EVIL, and there's nothin' you can do about it, pretty boy.

Melter: How dare you!  I'll have to teach you a lesson, Nega Troopa, then we can go on our dream date, Rhay.

Nega Troopa: You wanna fight?  Bring it on!

Rhay: Wait, my evilness, I have a better idea.  (runs off) Follow me!

Nega Troopa: Hey, get back here. (runs after Rhay) EVIL does not run away until it looks like EVIL might lose!

Melter: Don't you dare lay a hand on her, you villain!

Melter follows Nega Troopa following Rhay.  Doopstan secretly trails behind them.  Rhay and Nega Troopa enter a restaurant called "The Kitty Kitchen," where Rhay works as a cook.  Rhay's Boss sets a table.

Boss: Ah, Rhay, late for work I see.  It's okay.

Melter: You can not hide from love, my sweet Rhay. I... wait a minute... not this place again.

Boss: MELTER, YOU DARE TRY TO HASSLE MY COOK?! (grabs Melter and kicks him out the door) AND DON'T COME BACK!

Nega Troopa: Oh, I see.  Lead pretty boy to a place where he can't bother us or else he'll get thrown out.  Now that's thinking EVIL!

Rhay: Thank you. (Nega Troopa slaps her butt) Ow!

Nega Troopa: Next time, give me a more of warning.

Rhay: I will.  Don't worry, my master.

Boss: Ah, a customer.  Who are you?

Nega Troopa: I am the Nega Troopa, Offender of the Innocent!

Rhay: This is my evil master, Boss.  I'm his sidekick.

Boss: Well, any friend of Rhay is a friend of mine.  Rhay, get into uniform and prepare our customer whatever he wants.

Rhay: Okay.  What will you have, my evil master?

Nega Troopa: Free food for being EVIL?  Now that's more like it.  I'll have deviled eggs, and make them EVIL!

Rhay: Coming right up.

Boss: Sit down, Nega Troopa. (sits Nega Troopa at a table while Rhay heads off to the kitchen) You're order will be ready shortly.

Doopstan: (voice) Say "Cheese."

Boss: Come again? (flash of light appears and disappears) Uh... did you see that?

Nega Troopa: What I don't see are my eggs!

Boss: They're coming right up.

Boss heads off to set the other tables.  Meanwhile, Doopstan appears in the back room with a photo of Boss and disguises himself as Boss.  He then walks into the kitchen whistling where Rhay, in her Kitty Kitchen Uniform, prepares the Nega Troopa's deviled eggs.

Rhay: Hi, Boss.  I'm just finished with my master's deviled eggs.

Doopstan (B): Our customer has changed his mind.  He would rather have Bacon and Waffles instead.

Rhay: Bacon and Waffles?  Got it.

Rhay throws away the deviled eggs, then walks out of the kitchen and gives Nega Troopa a dish of bacon and waffles.

Nega Troopa: What is this?  This is not my deviled eggs.  This meal isn't EVIL!

Rhay: But you said you wanted bacon and waffles.

Nega Troopa: I never said that. ...Fine, I'll eat it. (eats the dish) Now get back in there and make me some deviled eggs!

Rhay: Sure thing.  Be right back.

Rhay returns to the kitchen, minutes later, she returns with a BLT on a plate.  She then walks back and forth from the kitchen and the Nega Troopa's table with random dishes.  The Nega Troopa eats them all.

Nega Troopa: Uh... too much EVIL food... (jumps out of the chair) C'mon, Rhay, we need to spread EVIL at the beach now.

Doopstan (B): Not until you have payed me for every cent you owe me.

Nega Troopa: I don't think so.  EVIL does not pay for food at a restaurant, and EVIL definitely not gives away tips.  And if they do, they tip under 15 percent.

Doopstan (B): You better pay for your food, or else I'll make you.

Nega Troopa: Hah!  I'd like to see you try!

Fifteen minutes later, the Nega Troopa cleans a mountain of dishes growling.

Boss: (walks in) Nega Troopa, what are you doing?

Nega Troopa: What does it look like I'm doing?  I'm doing the dishes you're forcing me to clean to pay for my meal.

Boss: I'm not making you clean dishes.  In fact, since you are Rhay's friend, your meal is on the house.

Nega Troopa: WHAT?!

Rhay: (appears in her normal outfit) Yeah, my shift's over, so let's spread more evil.

Nega Troopa: Just let me outta here! (both he and Rhay walk out of the restaurant) Razza, Frazza, Razza, Frazza...

Boss: Thank you, and come again to the Kitty Kitchen.

Boss waves goodbye to Nega Troopa and Rhay as they leave.  The Nega Troopa slaps Rhay's butt as they head out.  Doopstan secretly follows them as he whistles.  Later that day, Nega Troopa and Rhay arrive at the beach.

Nega Troopa: Okay, sidekick, this is your next lesson.  Here we are at the beack.  What EVIL can we do here?

Rhay: Uh... replace the tanning oil with cooking oil?

Nega Troopa: No, but that's a good idea.  Remember that. (sees a kid with ice cream walk by) You kick sand in people's faces. (kicks sand at the kid) Take this!

Kid: Whaaa...! (runs away) Mommy!

Rhay: Yeah!  That looks evil to me.

Nega Troopa: Of course.  It's the ultimate EVIL on the beach.  Now, go and find some saps to kick sand into.  The best targets are sun-bathers laying on the ground.

Rhay: Yeah! (runs around) Let's go!

Nega Troopa: And don't apologize!  Apologizing is not EVIL!

Doopstan: (voice) Say, "Cheese."

Nega Troopa: What the-?! (flash of light) Hey!  Nobody takes a picture of the Offender of the Innocent and gets away with it!

The Nega Troopa runs around to find the one who snapped a picture of him.  Meanwhile, Rhay goes around kicking sand into people's faces.  She then arrives at her rival, Gaz, sun-bathing on the ground.  Rhay kicks sand into her face.

Gaz: (couching) Alright, who did that?

Rhay: I did.  Aren't I evil?

Gaz: (gets up and shakes her fist) Listen here, Rhay, I'm on vacation and in a good enough move.  You better apologize to me right now or else I'll kick your butt!

Rhay: I can't.  My master says that apologizing is not evil, and so want to be evil.

Gaz: Your master?

Rhay: Yeah.  I'm the Nega Troopa's sidekick.  He's teaching me to be evil.

Gaz: Oh, really? (pushes Rhay aside) I'll show him not to ruin my vacation.

Rhay: Hey, wait!

Rhay follows Gaz as she tries to find the Nega troopa.  Meanwhile, Doopstan appears behind a changing tent with a photo of the Nega Troopa in his hand.

Doopstan: Perfect.  With that Nega Peon looking for yours truly, I'll disguise as him, find his sidekick, the take the moon shooting ray for myself.  Oh, ho, ho, ho... I'll make a killing on the black market.

Doopstan then transforms into the Nega Troopa.  He heads out to find Rhay, but the real Nega Troopa runs into him first.  They stare each other down.  Both then waves at each other like a mirror image.  They then stand on one leg, then makes a funny face at each other, then turns around, then backflips, facing each other again.

Nega Troopa: (aside) Wow, this guy's good.

Doopstan (NT): (aside) Wow, this chap is good.

Gaz: THERE YOU ARE!

Nega Troopa and Doopstan (NT): Wha...! (fall over, then stand up) What the?

Gaz: (she and Rhay approach them) Alright, who made her kick sand in my face?

Nega Troopa: I was the one that did it-

Doopstan (NT): But he's a fake!  He's trying to steal the power to shoot the moon from MY sidekick.

Nega Troopa: What?!  That's a lie!  I'm the real EVIL deal.

Doopstan (NT): Now way.  No one knows evi- I mean, EVIL like me.

Nega Troopa: How dare you call yourself more EVIL than I.  Why I oughta-

Gaz: ENOUGH!  Rhay, figure out which one is the phony so that I can kick his butt.

Rhay: Uh... okay... um.... I think...

Doopstan (NT): C'mon, Rhay, remember all the EVIL times we've had.  It was all that and a bag of fish and chips.

Nega Troopa: What are you talking about?  This is her first day as my EVIL sidekick.

Doopstan (NT): She's MY EVIL sidekick.

Rhay: I know who's who. (walks over to Doopstan in disguise) This is my evil Master.

Nega Troopa: What?!  Rhay, you idiot-!

Gaz: Finally! (starts beating up Nega Troopa) Eat this!

Nega Troopa: No, hey!  Stop it- Ow!  Stop it!

Rhay: (walks away with Doopstan) Sorry about that, my evilness.  I could tell that joker was a fake.

Doopstan (NT): Yes, yes, that diguise couldn't fool anyone.  Now, how about you show me how to shoot the moon.

Rhay: Sure thing. (walks in front of a mirror and stops) This will be the face of evil one day.

Doopstan (NT): (walks back in front of the mirror) Hey, come now, we must make haste.

Rhay: Okay- (sees Doopstan's real form in the reflection) Ahh!  A Ghost!

Doopstan (NT): What ghost? (sees his reflection) Uh, oh... Uh.. I don't see a ghost.

Nega Troopa: SHELL OF NASTINESS!

The Nega Troopa burst into the air, tucked into his shell and dark energy coming out of his shell, fires himself at Doopstan and attacks him repeatedly.  The Nega Troopa then finishes his attack and comes out of his shell.  Doopstan falls to the sand and returns to his real form.

Rhay: Ahh! (runs behind Nega Troopa and hides under his cape) It's a ghost!

Nega Troopa: (breathing heavily) You... are... a dead man!

Doopstan: (stands up) Uh... Oh!  Good day to you, old bean.

Nega Troopa: I'm gonna- Hey, I know you.  You're the Undead Master of Diguise, Doopstan.  I've bought some EVIL stuff from you on the black market.

Doopstan: Oh, so you've heard of my exploits.  Always nice to hear from a customer-

Nega Troopa: Zip it!  I know that you use that camera of yours to take pictures of those you wanna copy.  Now, I'm in a good mood, I'll make a deal with you.

Doopstan: Oh, I like deals.  What do you have in mind?

Nega Troopa: You tear up that picture you took of me, and I won't give you an dose of my Shell of Nastiness!

Doopstan: Oh, dear.  When you put it that way... (takes out the Nega Troopa photo and tears it up) There we go, old chap.

Nega Troopa: Good, not get outta here!

Doopstan: Very well, Nega Troopa.  Good day to you, Rhay. (turns around) Cheerio- (Nega Troopa kicks him away) Oooooooooo....!

Rhay: (hiding behind Nega Troopa) ...Is the ghost gone?

Nega Troopa: (slaps his forehead) This is embarrassing.

Later that evening, the Nega Troopa and Rhay return back to the Nega Troopa's secret hideout.

Rhay: I'm sorry for confusing you with that scary ghost.

Nega Troopa: What did I tell you on the beach?

Rhay: Oh, right.  Apologizing is not evil.

Nega Troopa: Very good.  Now, I'm gonna get some sleep, so... DARN IT!  I never got to see you shoot the moon.

Rhay: I can do that right now.

Nega Troopa: You can?  Show me, show me, show me!

Rhay: Okay. (takes out a yo-yo and performs "shoot the moon.") Ta-da!

Nega Troopa: D-d-d-d-d...

Rhay: Are you okay?

Nega Troopa: D-d-do you mean to tell me that I ran away from a pretty boy, washed a mountain of dishes, and got beat up by a girl just to see you perform SOME STUPID YO-YO TRICK?!

Rhay: I can also "walk the dog" and go "around the world."

The Nega Troopa suddenly grabs Rhay around her waist.  He then starts to administer a spanking to Rhay.

Nega Troopa: The road to EVIL isn't an easy road, and it certainly isn't paved with yo-yo tricks, got it?

Rhay: Yes, my- OW! evilness. I- Ow! shall obey- OW! your every command- OW! Ow!

The End.