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Legend of Zelda Funnies 5
Growing Up is Hard to Do
On top of the Demon Train. Link and Zelda, who has taken over the body of a Phantom, arrives at the front of the train to confront Chancellor Cole and the demon, Malladus. Malladus takes over Princess Zelda's body completely.
Malladus: ..... (smirks)
Link: Oh, no! We're too late.
Cole: So, Malladus, does this body please you?
Malladus: Yes.... this body is perfect.... I shall rise again, and nothing can stop me!
Zelda: Hey, you big bully, get out of my body right now before I hurt you.
Malladus: I wouldn't try that as my body is your body. If it goes, you're stuck in that phantom body forever, and I like this body very much.
Zelda: We'll see about..... EEEEEEEEHHHH....!
Link: What is it, Zelda? Another mouse?
Zelda: No..... I.... I....
Link: What is it?
Zelda: I.... I....
Cole: Oh, get on with it.
Zelda: ............... I HAVE A ZIT!!!!!! EWWWW!!!
Malladus: A what?
Zelda: A zit! A pimple! Right there, right on my left cheek. No.....! I'm a monster! I can never show my face again!
Malladus: What? (feels Zelda's left cheek) You mean this small bump? Oh, please, it's not that big.
Link: Yeah, I can't even see it from here. There's nothing to be ashamed of.
Zelda: Oh, like you have nothing to worry about, Mr. I-have-perfect-skin. Ugh! I'm a freak!
Link: And... you weren't one before you got into that phantom's body?
Cole: Enough of this! Malladus, take care of these pests once and for all!
Malladus: Yes.... (floats up in the air) I shall.... hey, that's new...
Cole: Oh, what now?!
Malladus: My chest.... I don't remember chests looking like.... this.
Link: Uh.... what does he mean?
Zelda: Stop looking at my chest! That's just weird, you freak!
Malladus: I know.... (shakes Zelda's head) Anyway, it's time! I SHALL CLAIM HYRULE AS MY- OH! I gotta cramp.
Cole: Are you serious? You're stopping just because of a cramp?
Malladus: Um.... I'll be right back. (disappears into the train) ..... Wha? ....aaaaaaAAAAAAAHHH! AAAH, AAH, AAH, AAH, AAHH!!! (comes back up and jumps out of Zelda's body) Keep it! Keep it! Just keep the body. For the love for the goddesses, KEEP IT! (floats away) MOMMY....!
Cole: Is that it?! All that planning, all of that.... for nothing?!
Zelda: I guess that goes to show you, Chancellor, some men just can't handle what women have to go through. (crosses her arms) So, there.
Link: ..... WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED HERE?!?
Growing Up is Hard to Do
On top of the Demon Train. Link and Zelda, who has taken over the body of a Phantom, arrives at the front of the train to confront Chancellor Cole and the demon, Malladus. Malladus takes over Princess Zelda's body completely.
Malladus: ..... (smirks)
Link: Oh, no! We're too late.
Cole: So, Malladus, does this body please you?
Malladus: Yes.... this body is perfect.... I shall rise again, and nothing can stop me!
Zelda: Hey, you big bully, get out of my body right now before I hurt you.
Malladus: I wouldn't try that as my body is your body. If it goes, you're stuck in that phantom body forever, and I like this body very much.
Zelda: We'll see about..... EEEEEEEEHHHH....!
Link: What is it, Zelda? Another mouse?
Zelda: No..... I.... I....
Link: What is it?
Zelda: I.... I....
Cole: Oh, get on with it.
Zelda: ............... I HAVE A ZIT!!!!!! EWWWW!!!
Malladus: A what?
Zelda: A zit! A pimple! Right there, right on my left cheek. No.....! I'm a monster! I can never show my face again!
Malladus: What? (feels Zelda's left cheek) You mean this small bump? Oh, please, it's not that big.
Link: Yeah, I can't even see it from here. There's nothing to be ashamed of.
Zelda: Oh, like you have nothing to worry about, Mr. I-have-perfect-skin. Ugh! I'm a freak!
Link: And... you weren't one before you got into that phantom's body?
Cole: Enough of this! Malladus, take care of these pests once and for all!
Malladus: Yes.... (floats up in the air) I shall.... hey, that's new...
Cole: Oh, what now?!
Malladus: My chest.... I don't remember chests looking like.... this.
Link: Uh.... what does he mean?
Zelda: Stop looking at my chest! That's just weird, you freak!
Malladus: I know.... (shakes Zelda's head) Anyway, it's time! I SHALL CLAIM HYRULE AS MY- OH! I gotta cramp.
Cole: Are you serious? You're stopping just because of a cramp?
Malladus: Um.... I'll be right back. (disappears into the train) ..... Wha? ....aaaaaaAAAAAAAHHH! AAAH, AAH, AAH, AAH, AAHH!!! (comes back up and jumps out of Zelda's body) Keep it! Keep it! Just keep the body. For the love for the goddesses, KEEP IT! (floats away) MOMMY....!
Cole: Is that it?! All that planning, all of that.... for nothing?!
Zelda: I guess that goes to show you, Chancellor, some men just can't handle what women have to go through. (crosses her arms) So, there.
Link: ..... WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED HERE?!?
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PLEASE NOTE THAT THERE IS A WARNING FOR MATURE CONTENT DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT HINTS ABOUT A CERTAIN ASPECT OF THE FEMALE BODY AND ITS CHANGES THAT IT GOES THROUGH. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Some guys don't understand the struggle a girl goes through when she approaches the door to womanhood. Today, Malladus learns of these struggles and can't handle the truth. As for Link, he doesn't understand at all.
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All characters belong to Nintendo.
UPDATE: Thank you, =PrincessZelda14, for the idea. Sorry I didn't put this up sooner.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THERE IS A WARNING FOR MATURE CONTENT DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT HINTS ABOUT A CERTAIN ASPECT OF THE FEMALE BODY AND ITS CHANGES THAT IT GOES THROUGH. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Some guys don't understand the struggle a girl goes through when she approaches the door to womanhood. Today, Malladus learns of these struggles and can't handle the truth. As for Link, he doesn't understand at all.
#4. [link]
#6. [link]
All characters belong to Nintendo.
UPDATE: Thank you, =PrincessZelda14, for the idea. Sorry I didn't put this up sooner.
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