Winaku's Awakening Chapter 4Within the Empress's quarters, Corinne awaits for either Prince Horsirus or the Jail Keeper, Sinuba, to return to her. Her anxiety reaches its peak, in fear for her true love's life and in excitement to see him again. The Seven Swordsman Palto walks up to the empress and bows down.
Palto: My empress, the duel between the Prince and the Jail Keeper is over.
Corinne: Please, tell me, is my love... he wasn't killed, was he?
Palto: By the prince, no.
Corinne: Let me ask this, is my love alive?
Horsirus: The man you love gave his life for me.
Corinne's anxiety turns into fear when she turns to see the prince, alive and well, but battered and bruised by the duel before. She backs away in terror, secretly reaching for her family's dagger.
Corinne: You're lying... he couldn't have died for you!
Horsirus: I know this hard for you to accept, but there was a trap he overlooked. He tried to warn me. My judgement of him was clo
Perfect CoupleIt seems that I forget so many different things
It seems that you don't remember either
It seems that you ask too much of me
It seems I have asked you just as much
It seems that I worry for you too much
It seems you can't stop worrying about me
It seems that sometimes you want what you want first
It seems I put myself before you as well
I know that you are not perfect
I know that I am never perfect
But that's why I love you
Do you love me in return?
Scissors ManScissors Man, Scissors Man
Cuts whatever the scissors can
Always on a cutting trip
Hey-Ow! He is the Scissors Man
Scissors Man, Scissors Man
Much more deadly than a Tucan
He'll never run
Across the land
With the scissors in his hands
Oh, yeah! There walks the Scissors Man
Here he comes today
Cutting crime down to size
And he always takes
A little time to eat some pie
Scissors Man, Scissors Man
Much cooler than a one-man band
He gives to kids
So they don't cut themselves like he did
When he was a young lad...
Sliced his fingers real bad...
He is the SCISSORS MAN!!!
Legend of Zelda Funnies 5Legend of Zelda Funnies 5
Growing Up is Hard to Do
On top of the Demon Train. Link and Zelda, who has taken over the body of a Phantom, arrives at the front of the train to confront Chancellor Cole and the demon, Malladus. Malladus takes over Princess Zelda's body completely.
Malladus: ..... (smirks)
Link: Oh, no! We're too late.
Cole: So, Malladus, does this body please you?
Malladus: Yes.... this body is perfect.... I shall rise again, and nothing can stop me!
Zelda: Hey, you big bully, get out of my body right now before I hurt you.
Malladus: I wouldn't try that as my body is your body. If it goes, you're stuck in that phantom body forever, and I like this body very much.
Zelda: We'll see about..... EEEEEEEEHHHH....!
Link: What is it, Zelda? Another mouse?
Zelda: No..... I.... I....
Link: What is it?
Zelda: I.... I....
Cole: Oh, get on with it.
Zelda: ............... I HAVE A ZIT!!!!!! EWWWW!!!